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About Tillamook headlight. (Tillamook, Or.) 1888-1934 | View Entire Issue (July 21, 1910)
* / ir... .. «„r 'i TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, JULY 21. IMO for should a fire start from tl e brush the county would be some- railroads will »hat to blaze should any damage Which of the two _ build to Bayocean and Netarts first ? ' occur. It seems thatGeo. F. Zimmerman, The Golden Gate lias a new cap who endeavored to cut a big swarth tain and a new crew. Pertiaps in this city some few years ago when the vessel will not get stuck quite became to th is city as the minister of as often now. 1 the Christian Church, has almndon- Sorry, Bro. Effenberger, that you . ed Ilia wife and family, who are liv- could not represent ycur end i.f ' ing in a tent. We understand that the county at the big Republican i the officials are endeavoring to lo cate him. We have our opinion of a meeting in Portland today. man and what should be done to The automobile craze has struck him who marries a woman, and Tillamookers awfully bad. Well, after raising a family, abandons why shouldn’t this neck of the them to rustle for themselves. It wood enjoy some of the luxuries may not be a very charitable thing of life as well as other parts. to recommend, but there are a great mapy man who would have no ob We want to inform the Hearald’s jection to string up such brutes. Here grouty, anti-assembly, anti-Rcpub- we have a man who came here ex lican editor that tl e I-. e ublicans pounding the precepts of the Naza- are having one of the I iggest get rene and denouncing the vice of the together meetings ever belli in Ore city in vehement terms from the j>ul- gon. Bully for the Republican pit of the Christian Church. A large party. number of persons watched Zim Isn’t thia funny kind of logic. merman fall from grace, not only- The attorneys can get together bringing disgrace on himself, but and nominate a ticket, and that brought religion into disrepute as is considered al light, tint when the well. The lirute has gone off some Republican party get together anil where to rustle a living for himself, nominate a ticket, why, that’s all but as far aa Zimmerman appears wrong. _ ___ to care his wife and children can It is the privilege of every voter be destitute and starve. We feel to belong to whatever party they like saying a good many uncharit desire, but it is poor business able and un-Christian things when when a person claims to tie a we run across such men as Zimmer Republican, registers ns a Repub man, but we will desist, with the lican an I t len votes for Democratic hope that the good people of Tilla policies anilDemocratic candidates. mook will care for the wife and the children of this ex-preacher, who So the Democratic agitators could could not serve God and mammon not prevent Republicans getting to at the same time. We have seen a gether for the purpose of running large number of persons come to their own affairs, for the Republi this county who have fizzled out in cans are holding a big rally in Port a short time, for that class of indi land today, which is evident that a viduals soon show their true char Democratic tail cannot wag the Re acters. and, like, Zimmerman’s, publican dog any longer. they turn out pretty black. Editorial Snap Shots t » 'X * i r a I ♦ 3 » i < f % » ■ ’’-1 We understand that the com- mittee appointed to revitte the city charter is open to receive any aug- gestions from the citizens. The II -adligllt would suggest, by wuy of a starter, that the committee give the commission system of run ning municipal corporationscareful consideration. • ■ i . Tillamook Comity would have had a big boom this year had the P. R. A N. Co.’s railroad been completed. T.iere is not much doubt that by early spring next year the road will be in shape for travel. And with the United Railways building into Tillamook this county is booked for a double boom next yeur. . . *'• » MW *0, Gee ! The announcement that Tillsiuookers will Is* able to reach Portland in two hours is enough to in ike them shout with joy. The experience of riding on the hurri cane deck of a Cayuse crossing the Count range in winter or hitting the high places while feeding the fish crossing the bar will be things of the i>ast. ’ft ; I ■ The anti-assembly, anti-Republi can newspapers, like the Herald of thia city, naturally feel awfully grouty and sore because the Re publican party of Oregon is going to run ita own affairs without being dictated to by a lot of sorehead poli ticians. If Bro. Trombly will scratch his aore spot and get a Democratic mule to assist him, we will gamble that he will feel better. ■ > k.| It ■ A-* % • < Six liven were lost in the district around Spokane by forest tires. It would lie n most serious calamity to Tillamook County should forest tires get started here, for thia line been an unusually dry spring. It behooves everybody who can to prevent forest tires at thin seusoii of the year, for once it gets started, no one can tell where it will end or who it will burn out or kill. One drawback to Bayocean is the lack of a wagon or railroad to tluit seaside resort, which will always tie a detriment to it until one or the otlier in secured. A road from this city and extended along the south shore of Tillumook buy was taken up some time ago by the business men of thin city, but the matter w an allowed to drop. In all probability one of the railroads will lie wanting to build to Bayocean in the future, but there should be a wagon road also. 1* . » -I "We are all acquainted with the The timber owners on the Wilson fact that two attemiita to get the river have went a complaint to the I ! precinct committeemen to act on the County Court la-cause Road Super asaemblv t>r<>|>oaition it wax given ■ viaor Hichey, after cutting the brush up as a bail job, and in fact at the 1 on that road, is leaving it on the ' last meeting called by CountvCom-1- mute«-man F. C. Baker only six'i stdes of the ma«t, thus jeopardizing committeemen ' w.ere present' and the timber should it ha|>|>en to lie they decided to let the L. j axaemblv | act on tire at thia dry season o( the l'lHn »lone, »However, the state i year. The complaint is a just one, «committee lias i*nt it up to Mr for there is no sense in helping to Baker to rustle 12 delegates some 1 how, front somewhere, with the re- ' create a condition of affairs which suit that the mu«l Bader has deliver i would start a great forest tire. All ed the goods."—Tillamook Herald. < will admit that it is a menace to the' W hat a terribly bad. wicked man i timber to allow a lot ot dry brush to I Baker must be. to be sure, but he ia I remain on the aideaof a public road. not nearly aa bud as the j«erson who i Noone is desirous of weeing their put»liahed such falsehoods and < ow.i ppaparty )*Q|»ardiie«l t>ecau • tominv-mt as ie contained in the i of the ne/esaarv rorethought on the I atiove. In the firat place. "County < part of road auftervisora, and we are Committeeman F. C. Baker" did not , of thsofunion that the County Court I and had no authority to call the pre- a should l«M>ae no time in taking heed cinct committeeinert together. The « to tbe Umber owners' com|daint. I Repubhcan County C«iuimittee was j ‘ ■ », A ''M .il» W5 . One hears all manner of sugges tions and complaint« about road building and waste of money in.road building and reconstructing roads in Tillamook County. It is not in the spiritof fault findingor to whine over spilt milk that we again refer to this important matter which concerns the whole county and the pockets of the taxpayers. No one will deny that the county is not get ting the permanent roads for the large amount of money that is ex pended, and it often happens that the Count/Court is unjustly criti cised, when, infact.it should be the unsatisfactory system of road build ing that should be brought into the limelight. The present system was all well and goo<l when the county was in its infancy and the settlers needed a little road work every year to help them out while they cleared up land. That condition of affairs does not exist today, only to a small extent, yet for all that it is a well known fact that a great many settlers have done comparatively little work mid have idled away considerable time while employed on rond work. Most people would think the Head light man was crazy and would meet with failure if he undertook to ex pend $1IM),(X)O in building a railroad, a steamlMHit, u building, or a fac tory, and had no practical, experi enced person to direct and oversee it. That is jxnicticaliy what Tilla mook County has been doing with road building, and it is a wonder to us that we have as good roads ax we have and that they did not cost more with no practical head, plans or system to manage and direct it. Ax no private individual or corporation wopld expend $1H>,(XD annually with such a slip-shot system to work by, «♦e do not see why the county should, unless it is to give a few political pets a life-long job fixing and re- tixing roads, and to be re-fixed a good many tunes more if they are not properly fixed and established by a practical road builder. We have* repeatedly referred to thia matter with the hope of getting people to see the practical, business-like me thod» that shouhi be used in road building. We want to see good roads and, like a great many otlier people ' we want to see better roads for the ' large niixKinl of money expended ' upon, but we do not exjiect to see ' this until there ia a practical head to plan out and oversee the road WOrk ________ U-gether by Attorney H. T. Bott», chairman of the county com mittee. Owing to so few being pre sent at the first meeting another meeting was called. On the last date there were about ten committeemen in the city, and those from the south end met at ten o’clock, while those from the north part of the county, being under the imprevBion that the meeting was called for one o’clock, did not attend. The com mitteemen who met in the morning finding so few present, took no ac tion one way or the other in regard an assembly, hence it is a falsehood to say that the committee "decided to let the assembly plan alone.” The County Chairman not deeming it necessary to call another meeting, as several members said they would not attend, no further action was taken. Then the Republican State Committee, desirous of seeing Tilla mook County represented at the Republican State Assembly in Port land today, appealed to the editor, who is State Committeeman for Till amook County, to have representa tive Republicans chosen as dele gates. The editor did this, but not in the manner that the grouty, anti assembly, anti-Republican editor of the Herald is endeavoring tohmpresA upon the jieople. The editor of the Headlight took the position, as all loyal Republicanswill coincide, that Tillamook County should be repre sented at the Republican State As sembly. And it is. And the "routy editor of the Herald,¡why, ht’s kick ing like the rest of the Democratic mules. Hee—haw, Bro. ! Following ie a liet of books added to the public library: The Cattle Baron’a Bindloss. Daughter. A Leaven of Love. Burnham. Biography of a Boy. i Bacon. J- D. Shirley. Bronte, C. I The Professor. Mary Cary. Bos her. Bower. H. M. Chips of the Fly- I ing U. ! Silver Horde. Beach, The Barrier Harbour. Barbour, R. H. A Captain Chub. Four in Camp. if The Christian. Caine, Hlffl Undesireable Crawford, M — The > Governess. Connor. Ralph The Foreigner, comfort. W. T. R?utledgeRid*A>one I Chamberlain. The Coast of Chance. The Younger Set. Chambers. Churchill, w. Cor’Ston. Mr. Crowe’s Career. »» King Spruce. Day. Dickinson, H. Sir Guy and Lady Rennard. TheHound of Basker Doyle. ville: I The Heart of Desire. Dejeans, E. Tlie Traitor. Dixon. The Confessions of Dequincy. , Opium Eater. Origin of Species. Darwin. Davie. R. H. Soldiers of Fortum. Dorothy South. Eggletor. Garrison's Finish. Furguson. Elsie Diasmore._ Finley. Elsie’s Girlhood. » » Womanhood. ft Motherhood. f f fl Children. ff >» ,, Widowhood. »» I > Grandmother Elsie. Handbook of Alaska. Greely. Daddy Jake. Harris. Bella Donna. Hichens, R. Open Country. Hewlett, M. Raffles. Hormung. Isham, F. S. The Strollers. Black Friday. » » The Lady of the ff Mount. The Delafield Affair. Kelly, The Lion and the Klein, Chas. I Mouse. Kramer, H. M, [. Hearts and the Cross Notice. Notice is hereby given, that the County Court of Tillamook County, Oregon, will receive bids for the construction of a bridge across tbe North Fork of Nehalem River, at what is known as the Zweifel place, according to plans and specifica- tions on file at the office of 1 the County. Clerk. A certifie'1 check eoual to 5 r»er ce t if the a nount of the bid n u t acc-.mpany each bill as a guarantee that the bidder will execute a bond for the comjiletion of the contract if awarded the same. All bids must be filed in the office of the County Clerk of Tilla mook County, Oregon, on or before 9 o’clock a. tn., Wednesday, the 3r l day of August, 1910. The County Court reserves the right to reject any and all bids. By order of the Court. J. C. H olden , County Clerk. The Remedy That Does. "Dr. King’s New Discovery is the remedy that does the healing, oth ers promise but fail to perform,” says Mrs. E. R. Pierson, of Auburn Centre, Pa. "It is curing me qf throat and lung trouble of long standing, that other treatments re lieved only temporarily. New Dis covery is doing me so much good that I feel confident its continued use for a reasonable length of time will restore me to perfect health.’,’ This renowned remedy is sold at Chan. I. Clough’s drug »tore. 50c. and $1.00. Trial bottle free. When the Trout Begin to Run. Mamma says that pa’s a puzzle-r Says she can’t quite make him out. Ain’t «to corking up his muzzle When he’s talkin’ ’bout the trout. He's a Usher, is my dadoy! Guess he's something like his son. For he jess goes all to jrieces When the trout begin to run. ’Fore I wake he's tip and fixin’ All his tackle, bait and lunch. An' the way he tries to hurry Seems as though he had a hunch. Then he gets a flask o’ snake-cure, "For the rattlers"—just like fun — Mamma says that dad is crazy When the trout begin to run. Onct my rlaJdy took me with him. But he made me keep so still. That was worse 'n some old funeral 'N I almost had a chill. Guess the snakes they must a bit him, Though I didn't see a one— For lie emptied the whole bottle When the trout begin to run. Never makes a bit o’ difference If he brings home fish or not; Daddy always tells my mamma 'Bout the whoppers that he caught But the day that I was with him. Seems he didn’t catch a one. Daddy tells some funny stories When the trout began to run. THE CREED Of the Church of Christ !• Christ, the same ns that of Peter expressed in the ■ood confession. • Thou nrt the Christ, the Son of the living Got?* It is SIMPLB. COMPSBIVBNSIYB and PBBFBCT Human creeds differ and cannot aU be right They are uned * to better under stand ami eiplaln the Bible, but since they differ in vital points, it is neces sary to first know and understand the Bibte before accepting any one of them, and after undeestandlng and knowing the Bible the man made creed, even the right is useless and If wrong, then vastly more than useless. Come to the Bible School next Lord's Day morning to learn and discuss more of the living creed, revealed by God. that needs no revision. l.e.wn—Matt »v(. 13-3» Hour—10 a m. to 11:30 x.m ra. i „ z«» . Church of Christ. WhCRE IT BELONGS I I SstUing Thsir Nickn>mM> “A trsveler trmw 1.1«, Plug man ih» «»ilei «t.i> i,.,IUM. JB] ois» eaiied min x Uv<*r|«iiditia-* III» city sshvnntu “| <-oiu,ik-| nini. Imi in» man wla> «m» „..uJTNI t»>»d tl.» m*«iii <1«.-i:ii». ti,a. j 111» propei nume ha peopi» J in |.|ier|xu4 "lie ixiiiiiwi mn ttiai || i»,,«] 1 HIS EDITORIAL POLICY. List of New Book«. I dry called Mark Twain M»da a Clean Br»a»t of it to His Readers. Mark Twain took the edllorlal chair on the Buffalo Express In August. Itk». and ibis 1» the ixirngrupii In which be made the readers acquainted with his new reiqxtnxlbility : ••I only wish to assure parties hav ing a friendly interest In the pros|>erily of this Journal that I am not going &> hurt the jxiper deliberately ami In'»*“ llouallv al auy time. I am not going to Introdwe any atarillng reform or in auy way attempt to make tmuble. I am «Imply going to do my plain, un pretending duty-when I i< HIII,yJ t get out of It. I I shall ------ work diligently and ..... i sud boueatly and faithfully at all “ times utxm nil occasions-when privation and ‘ —. In want shall <<>in|*l ■ •«« — -•-■ 80 shall always contine myself writing I I- ................ . to tbe truth, except when It is ntteutl ed with Inionvenletxe. I «hall wltb- erluglv rebuke all fornix of crime and miM-ouduct. excejit when committed by tbe party Inltalilting my own vest. I shall not make any use of slung or vulgarity u|xm any occasion or lu any circumxtames and shall never use profanity ex< ept lu discussing house rent ami taxes. Indeed. H|xm second thought. I will not even then, for It 1» inelegant, uu-Christian ami degrading I shall not often meddle with isflltics. because we have a fsilltlcal editor who is already excellent and only needs a term In the fienlteutlary to be perfect. I «ball m-t write any poetry unless I conceive a spite against tbe subscrib ers.” designine III» llthnlilliiiiix i>| it|| ,’Ai by eiiplioimuix iiuiuex u yT'j I Grim Music. “On one nccaxIoH. ’ wild « I'—fr aclor. “I decided to take a buux a I be «uburlis nod after a gmi«| Own bunting about round one that niy purse. Indeed. Il was so elra> slvely cheap ilmt I was on the | h >I m d signing tbe lease at once, n hen It «J cornd to me that I bad better ugj another look at It by gaslight. Tug night I wax'making a secund m«t / lns|ieetloii and weut Imo the dlnig rimni It was a balmy summer nigtx, and ns I threw open the wind»« | lieard a peculiar tupping sound. "Knix’k, knok. kuuek. "I pricked up uiy emu tn list«». There was »Hence for a moment, id then the noise continued I lurried II the caretaker and txughlngly said: •• See here, my friend. I know iff- this bouse Is cheap Tbere'9 a gta ot< the j>remlsea.' “'Oh. m>. sir.' he answered by tri, of reassuring me. “Tltafs only th noise from the cottin factory harrat the way. sir. 1 bey bofteu worksite! idgllts.' ” He did not sign tbe lease. J TWO WORDS DEFINED, Diffsrsncs B«tw»»n • Sanitarium and a Sanatorium. The words "sauitarium" and "sana- torluai" are |a»pularly understexsi to have the same meaning and are gen erally used Interchangeably when des ignating or describing pluces of ref uge for sl< k js-ople. but there Is. In fact, quite a distinction between the ! meaning of the two words, lu answer I Nancy Stair. Lane Elinor to a eorres|s>ndeut ou this subject the London, Jack The People of the Literary Digest says: Abyss. "The distinction between these words Mart in Eden. Iles In the fact that they are derived Diana Dethroned. Letts, W. M. from two different Latin roots. •San Brewster’s Millions. atorium' Is derived from the late Latin McCutcheon. Truxtpn King. ff sanatorlus. meaning health giving. The The Butterfly Man. ff Beverley of Grau- term relates s|s*clally to 'an institution Reverly. for treatment of disease or care of In xtark. Nedra M. valids. especially an establishment em Martin, H. R. The Crossways. ploying uatural tbera|«*utle agents or Morgan, W, D. '. It Can Never Hap conditions peculiar to the locality or pen Again. Anne of Green some s|iecitlc treatment or treating Montgomery particular diseases.' On the other Gables. hand, 'sanitarium' Is derived from the Dorothy Vernon. Major. Chas. The Forest Hearth. Latin sanltas. from sauus. meaning Arms, and the whole or sound. •Sanitarium' relates McGrath, H. Woman. more specifically to "a place where the Puppet Crowned. » » hygienic conditions are preservative of Masks, Hearts and Masks. ft health us distinguished from one of the The Lure ff where therapeutic ugencles are em Mask. The Manon the Box. ployed' Hence It Is the province of >/ a 'sanitarium' to preserve health, that The Wolfe. Norria. of a sanatorium’ Io restore It. Care The Octopus. The Port of Missing should be exercised in combining tbe Nicholson. profier vowels lu these two words In Men. The Lost Cabin order to indicate correctly tbe deriva Niven. Mine. tion." Oppenheim,E-P- Ths Missioners. Porter, A. G. S. Freckles. Phillips, D. G. The Deluge. The Cost. My Lady of theSouth Parrish, R. Patterson, Jos. t. A Little Brother of the Rich. The Three Brothers. Phillpotts. The Spinster Book. Reed. Zatrdrie. Richards. The Circular Stair Rinehart. case. Lavender and Old Reed Myrtle. Lace. Scott, Sir W. Ivanhoe. Talisman. » » Lay of the Last M Minstrel. The Song of Songs. Sudermann. Whispering Smith. Spearman. Frank Merriswell, Standish. Down South. Thurston, K. C. The Masuerader. The Gambler. >» The Circle. • » Tracy’, Louis A Pillar of Light. The Magic Forest. White, S. E. Williamson. My Friend the Chauffeur. Lady Betty Across »> the Water. The Oar of Destiny. White',’ S. w. The Blazed Trail. The Westerners. >• The Claim Jumper. »» Wiggins. Rebecca of Sunny Brook Farm. Susanna 9* r and Sue. _ - Wason.Robt. A. Happy Hawkins. Wright. HR Calling - of Dan Mathews. The Shepherd of the Hill. Washington. Up From Slavery. Wister, Owen. Lin McLean. Wilson. The Spenders. Webster. H. K. The Banker and the Bear. WilIHmfior. Set in Silver. Winfield. A. T he Rover Boys on the Plains. The Rover Boys >> on the Farm. The Rover Boys on Land A Sea. Wiggin The Story Hour. Wade. Nary H. Our Little Hawai ian Cousins Wards. Betty Wales. Sen ior. Betty W ales A Co. Winfield. Putnam Hall Ce dets. Champions. I Rivals. Pirgin. Chas. The Letter H. la«ini«>iier. t’srixiiiii. Clil«’ii^,HIII obvtoux limi li woiild ih * «litti. iiii idJj au.vtblng else, bui huw aiHIIU Ibnl do noi iittiliHl» so rendUy wun™^ •un' or •Ite?’ “Tboxe are thè «nlhit-x n)Ilw niouly used io designine n h ,., ii ( live». Take Cork. A man umy be a «orker. Imi timi Unewa'lil |ily to s «buie 1-11.1 tuli <>| i»,,* ueither does Corkile uor Curkmi righi. •The» there ls Meuqihls. W|>z( you cali s mnn frinii Memphiz, uJ bow, or trom Amsterdam, or l»ii|im.#l Bruges, or Baili? By ih» nllH, jJ nave xtiidled out thè proper llonx for Ititixbiuinlx ot xll clip, sili be api to strlke sotiit-ihlu« iig suiinds fuiiuler than LlverpuiUhix«, Washlngion l'ust. Caught th« Jury. "Oratory lx. Indeed, a lost art." all a Clevelimd man the other day. "I I I us«*«I io go down io the court» Jut h tieiu the lurid speeches. Nothing doltf In that line any more. The lawyrrtit not lalk about flowers, rainbow» id suu I h ' siiih uuy more. "Tlieie wits a lawyer lit CleveUM years ng«»--Hill Kobinson was bls nine | - w hose intilrexses to a Jury always it- traeted a crowd. I will forever rvit»» liter one of hi» sentences. The mao M , wits lighting In the gull ha<1 a repoti- , tlon ns sonietiilng ot a miser. | " ‘Who is this nuiu. who is bet th» der«-d Robinson. 'Vou know and I know that be bolls his potatoes Io »fl ows' tears.' “This phrase caught the Jury, ui Itubtiixoo won bls case, but oue donit hear any such oratory' as that oon Teaching ths Cutpursas. Stow In bis account of London be days.'* tween 1500 and 1.190 depicts au imi The Barebona Family. kept by it kind of Fagin of the time of The celebrated name ot Prnlte Od Queen Eliza l>eth: “One IVottou kept liarebone was borne by a iiteiiikffd] an alehouse • « • near Billlugsgate. the Cromwell parliament called toflftl and in the same house lie procured ail er after the dissolution ot the toff the cutpursex about the city to repair. inirllament in 19.13. The royall«t* ct» There was a school set up to learu ed the assembly ••llarebones ISflk | young boys to cut pursex. Two de At the time when G« m I vices were hung up. The one was a uienl.” Monk was In London Baretsme henJd I pocket, the other was a purse. Tbe tin* trtob tbnt presented a petttio» ■*] pocket had In It certain counters and’ parliament against the remll <f| was hung about with hawk's bells, Charles II. Of the Barebone and over tbe top did bang a little scar there were three brothers. e«dt °G ing bell. The purse had silver In It. whom bad a sentence for a na«** And be that could take out a counter Praise God Barelstne. Christ«* | without aur uolse wax allowed to la* Into the-worid-to-save Rarehort» *■] a public foyster. And he that could If Christ-had not-died • tboit had«tl»* take a piece of silver out of tjte purse damned Barebone. without noise of auy of the la*llx was adjudged a judk-lal uypiler. ageordlng Poison In Young Rsttl«»nskss to their terms of art. A fo.vster was n Otiser» iitions ou lire rattltsM^ pickpocket; a nypper was a plckpurse «how that the polsou glands hero* or cutpurae." funet tonally active as soon «» * Trick» Any Husband Can Learn. To tell yellow from green in match ing silk. To wash the dishes without breaking more than two. To keep' quiet wheu he's spokeu to. To face the cook wheu she's angry, To find out what alls tbe gas range. To stand ___ In line an hour for two trading xt»nq>s. To set up bls wife's brother in busi ness. To get up winter nights to In vestigate “robbers.” To smile when bls old sweet hearts' ph-tnrvw are burned up To prefer balms at home to billiards at tire club. To drop Iris I old friends Irecuuse they are “vnlgar ” . To give up coffee because It disagrees with bls wife.—Puck snakes begin to shift for ’ wtil« h must be very soon aft* Experiment» ou tbe young on** days after birth proved tbe pre*»* of venom In small quantities, meats mads three mouths aftsr M* showed that considerable veltoff secreted, as a pigeon Innoculstei * thia time died lu two hour« usual symptoms of chronic poison!*» 1 11 ( V Vi The Value of Door«. j Wlien s man 1« crosa there Isn’t thing In the world more iiggrav*»' than a house with ail the coaa»**> doors down or one that It*» that close nolxelexslj A man *** i stain a door. He gets more vt xlxuimlng a door. In iilxophi«’0-1 any one omlri get out of n liri«* Is bls protest against everything **^1 world that Is wrong, ami it I he isn't much older than 'hr .that beats Us need on tbe floor.-* son < ■ lobe. Th« Old Man’» Schedule. When they nxked tbe Btllrllle young ster what tbe "old man" wxa doing now be replied: "Well. Wheu be ain't talkin' bln bend off 'bout breakfast bein' late he’« a raisin' Caln with tbe hired bands, an' when he ain't a doin' of them things Hard «n Him. he's a-dlggln' fer bait au' flsbln' In "Hello. Ned. old Istff! " ¡«tlsx the river an' a-doln' of nutbin' per- tot mu»ey?“ ' "* tickler.”-Atlanta Constitution. I “No" “Wbat are vou makltig so Kntirely Different. I over^ Yoo've liceo fnmlng “IPe all very well before a glrTe lettevi fur two te «ira “ married for her to get s (tower In her | "l'tp trylog to wrhe •»««'»* hair.” remarked rhe observer of events «sklng far iisxiey.'* Notice. There have been a young cow. and things, "but IPs an entirely differ with two calves, in the road for ent matter If. after «be a married, «be The Usual Quantitv , Train I’assenger ilo l",rl*<’^Kj nearly a week with out water only get» her hair tn flour." wh-hting «blski-Moch dW* *" T: when some one would turn them in purler? tSwier— It«mt W» ‘«mts for water. I turned them into my «ah.-Host*si fraamrHft. place last evening, where they can get plenty of water and feed. Owner Natura knows «" p"«««r I" call for at once and pay charges. and ««»»• tw~ tier r»rw ««• ••• ' irgfl Donaldson. Fairview. * - UvrtlM * I . / fi I lai Tc L To 1 To